JazzJoyandRoy.com To Audition Kathy Joy Diane Gray Clones

When and if Kathy Joy Diane Gray reaches the point when she can no longer stand her DJ husband Roy O'Dell Gray for up to 15 days per quarter and kicks the popular announcer to the curb, she has agreed to both train and supervise her replacement clone.

"I want the women who audition for this role to understand that they will be required to sit for six or seven hours a day to put on a mask of Kathy Joy's beautiful face, and if their eyes do not naturally match Kathy Joy's perfect blue peepers, they will have to wear contacts," explained Roy.

He said, "The women must agree to unannounced training sessions performed by Kathy Joy, who will critique their delivery of cool Kathy Joy lines like, 'Honey, I love your 3 hour foot massages' and 'These orange peelings could help your Asthma and save your life, Roy.'"

These one-on-one sessions will also focus on how the Kathy Joy Diane Gray clones can, if they are willing to work really hard and keep their noses clean, refrain from cussing Roy out for one minute longer than the allotted 47 minutes when they view the global radio network balance sheets and discover just how much money Roy is not making. The biggest test to the would-be Kathy Joy Diane Gray clones, according to Roy, is not laughing in Roy's face when Roy starts passionately talking about his deep-seated belief that "each Bible Ball Inc donation dollar pumped into The Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio Network helps a few; and small parts of the world truly become new!"

While Roy is an equal opportunity Kathy Joy Diane Gray cloner, audition reels from age appropriate Martha Stewart, Barbra Streisand, Nell Carter, and Katie Couric types will receive the highest priority.

Disclaimer: The preceding news release is meant for entertainment purposes only. There is no way in proverbial hell Kathy Joy Diane Gray would agree to this figment of Roy O'Dell Gray's vivid imagination. Besides, Roy feels Kathy Joy Diane Gray can never be replaced. For more information, please see https://jazzjoyandroy.com.

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