Upcoming Book Release: Agony: Suffering Yesterday, Entertaining Today

Finish coughing, re-wrap your bandages, check over your shoulder, and plunge the knife in.

[Charlotte, North Carolina, October 8th 2019]

Join a cast of increasingly weary time-traveling tour guides as they traverse the centuries, tasting the recipes of humanity’s past during times of the greatest folly. You learned about these disasters in school, and now it is time to eat them too, in the style of historical tartare.

Here’s a sampling of dining destinations we will visit:

• An American civil war battlefield hospital for a bowl of toast soup – after the latest amputee is moved off the table!
• The lavish iron bowels of the Titanic, touring every class’ meal offerings from gruel to hachis parmentier. No need to ask for a glass of water.
• In a Venetian plague house, we’ll sneeze and convulse after a tureen of cabbage potage. Bring an extra bowl and lid to catch a pet rat!
• A hospital bar on the eve of Y2K, before they turn off all of the POS systems to prevent their sentient uprising. Your boarding ticket is ready.

Buckle up. We have a lot of cooking, bleeding, and screaming in fields, outhouses, and vast open stretches of freezing ocean to do.

Agony: Suffering Yesterday, Entertaining Today, a nonfiction tome of urban legend, medical and historical trivia combined with a cookbook containing recipes for foods served during some of the largest calamities in human history, has been signed with Adelaide Books for an October 2020 release.

An email newsletter signup sheet is available at: www.EtherealCrack.com – all who sign up for alerts and purchase a book will receive an author-signed and customized bookplate sticker.

Statesville Road #6090
Attn: Tim Starnes
Charlotte, NC, 28269

Author’s Bio: Timothy D. Starnes is a self-described "acquired taste." He is the original founder of Ethereal Crack, an east-coast USA-based ghost tour agency which grew to be one of the largest in the world, and has been unofficially banned from a museum for having actors rub fake entrails on patrons and lock them in a cabin during a haunted house. Agony: Suffering Yesterday, Entertaining Today is his first book. However, he has penned many stageplays, painted many paintings, and creative directed multiple video games.

This release was published on openPR.